Boy Crimelord Confesses to Crimes

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Boy Crimelord Confesses to Crimes

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In a copy of the Chicago Star:

"Joao Rodrigues, leader of the gang known as the Cats, confessed to running a ring of drug trafficking, human trafficking, racketeering, murder, conspiracy, and several accounts of grand theft. In a prepared statement, he admitted to planning, organizing and running the gang, and accepted full responsibility for the actions of the misguided youths he claimed as his charges.

"Thanks to the courage of Mr. James Munoz, prosecutors were finally able to bring a case against the Cats that could cripple their empire.

"'Joao, he was like a little brother to me. I just want what's best for him, but he got out of control, you know? Someone had to stop him,' Munoz said when he gave his comment to this reporter.

"Rodrigues was given a suspended sentence, and placed in the custody of Simon Montclair, who was known as the hero Psychic Spiral in the 1940s and 50s."
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