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Hooters
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:54 pm
by Double-Cross
Ty and Noah walked into the restraunt. Immediately, several women shouted in unison...
"HELLOOO!" The girls yelled
"God I hate that" Noah said with a grin, "How in gods name did I let you talk me into this?"
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:08 pm
by Ty Cloud
Ty dragged Noah to the front podium. "Heya, my friend here wants a sticker." Ty gave the girl a smile, then looked at Noah snickering. Noah mouthed the words. Your dead dude... The perky girl replied,"Here ya go sweety!" Noah grabbed the sticker and stuck it on Tu's forhead. "Here, I insist YOU have it." Noah grinned as he looked at Ty. "Gee, thanks dude." Ty grabbed the sticker and shoved it deep into his backpocket. Ty searched the crowed place, looking for an open seat. Noticing one he marched to it sitting down. Noah followed looking around nervously. "relax man, Jess isnt gonna be here." Noah sighed."If you say so, but if she is. I'm gonna hurt you so bad!" Ty mocked his words jokingly. "Please, you can't even catch me. And if you do, I'll just juke you out like at practice." Ty cupped one hand over his mouth lowly said. "Ooooh." Noah shoved him playfully. "Hey look, the local news." Ty pointed towards the TV. The TV anchor was talking about the local football games. "The Flyers have a zero chance of making it to the playoffs this year, there 4 and 3 and they STILL have to play Prescott. There is no way they can beat them but they have to win the rest of their games. So they Flyers are a no this year for the playoffs." Ty coughed on his drink. We'll show them he silently thought to himself.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:21 pm
by Double-Cross
"Pfft...what the hell do they know" Noah said in his usual tactful manner
"Yea, no kidding" Ty replied
A waitress came up to the table with a smile on her face, though her smile and her face seemed miles away from the most obvious of features. She moved over to do the traditional "Sit in your lap to take your order" routine. Noah put up his hand and shook his head slightly.
"Thanks but I'm good" Noah said with a grin, "my buddies lap appears to be vacant"
"Yep" Ty said completely unphased making room for her as she chuckled at them.
"So, what can I get you guys?" The waitress asked.
"I'll have the wings, some ranch and a coke" Ty replied, being sure to think about it for a long time before answering.
"Okay, and you hun?" She said looking at Noah
"Hmm..I'm not sure. Whats the breast...." Noah stopped catching himself, "the BEST thin...."
Ty tried to stifle his laugh, but failed miserably. Noah's face turned flush as he buried his face in his hand laughing.
"...you were saying?" Ty said with a smile as the waitress laughed
"Just a Coke will be fine" Noah said with a smile, his face still flush.
"Sure, thing hun..." The waitress said mocking Noah playfully, "I'll make sure we bring you the "breast" coke in the house"
Noah buried his face in his arms, and Ty laughed so hard the waitress fell out of his lap.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:32 pm
by Ty Cloud
((Im not sure if this will turn into more of a thread that would go under 'SJS Role Playing' Its up to the SC))
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:39 pm
by Ty Cloud
As the waitress left Ty exploded laughing. "That was hilarious! 'Yeah, I'll have the breast.... best.' That was embarrassing." Ty grinned at Noah.
"You know im kidding right?"
Noah laughed. "Of course, just make sure I dont saying anything else stupid."
Ty grinned. "No problem, just let ME handle the talking."
Noah rolled his eyes, then turning to the TV. "Remember Ty, her face is about 6 inches up from where ya been looking." Noah cupped his mouth and said. "Oooooh!" Noah grinned afterwards.
Ty pretended to ignore him. "Gosh, how imature Noah."