My Dinner with Fuzzy
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:24 pm
((cast: Vinegar Tom, Persiflage, Gravwarp, Kalie Kitten.))
Nennya had made reservations at Green Tomatoes, a nice restaurant in the newly gentrified area of Faultline which specialized in American cuisine a la Julia Child. It was pricier than Fuddrucker's, which had been a second choice, but the thought of going to a watertable buffet, the stench of mingling limp lettuces, goulash, and puddings, the line of typically puffy-looking Americans lining up with their trays like pigs at a trough, was too, too much to endure. She wouldn't like it and Drix, she was certain, wouldn't put up with it. So Green Tomatoes it was.
She and Bryan arrived first, and were escorted to a small booth, linen tablecloth, tealight, and fresh-cut flower occupying space in the center along with homely salt and pepper shakers. They had a nice view of the aquarium where tiny Mediterranean crabs and bright-colored fish frolicked, perhaps a reminder of some other tank where lobster and oscar waited for the cold hand of doom to pluck them up and make them ready for the entree.
"Would you like to wait for the rest of your party, or can I offer you drinks?" asked their waiter, nicely done up in dark vest and wraparound apron that trailed to below his knee. Nennya wondered if he was poised enough never to spill, or if there was a dressing area just beyond the kitchen doors where the wait staff, like supermodels, prepped in fresh cloth for their turn on the catwalk.
"Iced tea," said Nennya. "With milk and mint." Bryan also ordered, and they were left to look at each other, grinning, then stopping, then grinning again, a weird amount of deja-vu for each, remembering their first date.
"Do you need to powder your nose or anything, or could you sit comfortably here for a while?" she asked. "Only..."
"What?"
Her eyelids blushed, and she leaned her chin into a fist, elbow on the table, swinging one leg, her toe nudging his foot at the apogee of each kick.
"I could tie our shoelaces together. And if Drix starts misbehaving, you can give me a tug, and I'll pinch him but good."
"Misbehaving how?" asked Bryan, all innocence, taking a sip of his water.
Nennya reached across the table, pointed at his nose in lieu of poking it, as the distance was too great to reach. "Beep beep. You know very well what I mean. Drix is in the habit of making people uncomfortable. Especially you, Bryan. I don't have to put up with it tonight." She smiled at him, wickedly, the smile curling up almost hidden in her mouth.
Bryan blushed and shrugged a little, caught out, made plain. "Ssssuuuuurre." he said. "Tie 'em."
Their drinks arrived.
"So ..." said Bryan. "I've never actually asked, but what is going on with your brother and Kalie? And Raphael too, for that matter? Is there some sort of weird cat love-triangle going on?"
But the answer to his question was forestalled by the arrival of Kalie and Drix, the one former in some sort of nylon dress of black and orange patchwork, the latter a loud haute-coture nightmare in pink pants and lavender trenchcoat.
Nennya had made reservations at Green Tomatoes, a nice restaurant in the newly gentrified area of Faultline which specialized in American cuisine a la Julia Child. It was pricier than Fuddrucker's, which had been a second choice, but the thought of going to a watertable buffet, the stench of mingling limp lettuces, goulash, and puddings, the line of typically puffy-looking Americans lining up with their trays like pigs at a trough, was too, too much to endure. She wouldn't like it and Drix, she was certain, wouldn't put up with it. So Green Tomatoes it was.
She and Bryan arrived first, and were escorted to a small booth, linen tablecloth, tealight, and fresh-cut flower occupying space in the center along with homely salt and pepper shakers. They had a nice view of the aquarium where tiny Mediterranean crabs and bright-colored fish frolicked, perhaps a reminder of some other tank where lobster and oscar waited for the cold hand of doom to pluck them up and make them ready for the entree.
"Would you like to wait for the rest of your party, or can I offer you drinks?" asked their waiter, nicely done up in dark vest and wraparound apron that trailed to below his knee. Nennya wondered if he was poised enough never to spill, or if there was a dressing area just beyond the kitchen doors where the wait staff, like supermodels, prepped in fresh cloth for their turn on the catwalk.
"Iced tea," said Nennya. "With milk and mint." Bryan also ordered, and they were left to look at each other, grinning, then stopping, then grinning again, a weird amount of deja-vu for each, remembering their first date.
"Do you need to powder your nose or anything, or could you sit comfortably here for a while?" she asked. "Only..."
"What?"
Her eyelids blushed, and she leaned her chin into a fist, elbow on the table, swinging one leg, her toe nudging his foot at the apogee of each kick.
"I could tie our shoelaces together. And if Drix starts misbehaving, you can give me a tug, and I'll pinch him but good."
"Misbehaving how?" asked Bryan, all innocence, taking a sip of his water.
Nennya reached across the table, pointed at his nose in lieu of poking it, as the distance was too great to reach. "Beep beep. You know very well what I mean. Drix is in the habit of making people uncomfortable. Especially you, Bryan. I don't have to put up with it tonight." She smiled at him, wickedly, the smile curling up almost hidden in her mouth.
Bryan blushed and shrugged a little, caught out, made plain. "Ssssuuuuurre." he said. "Tie 'em."
Their drinks arrived.
"So ..." said Bryan. "I've never actually asked, but what is going on with your brother and Kalie? And Raphael too, for that matter? Is there some sort of weird cat love-triangle going on?"
But the answer to his question was forestalled by the arrival of Kalie and Drix, the one former in some sort of nylon dress of black and orange patchwork, the latter a loud haute-coture nightmare in pink pants and lavender trenchcoat.