Saint Joseph School

(Sunday Aug 13 and yes we actually did this.)

“Look Esh I can touch the ceiling!”

Kali Jade took a jumping bound touching the ceiling with her hand in the hallway in one of the many Portal Corp buildings. The security devices, green carpet, and grey wall just gleamed of the wealth of the corp. Eshva took a smile and jumped and swatted the ceiling as well. Too easy. Eshva thought with a smile. With a smile Kali rushed over to the entrance her long back hair following bouncing as happily as she was. With all her effort she jumped again only making it 1/3 of the way.

“O, not in here though..”

With a smile Eshva again pushed off with her right foot and soared to the ceiling in with ease. She could see the layout of the room fairly easily. The Large U shaped desk in the center was neatly organized with computers and papers that some one was working. Surprisingly the desk was unmanned, just like the security desk they had just passed. Eshva called out.

“I can!”

“I’m jealous”

Kali smirked, as she turned her head to one of the windows that lined the room. Again with a happy bounce she ran up to it. Scientists Walked by busy with there noses in what ever file they happened to look at. Eshva cupped her hands around her eyes and tried to peer into the window to see more. Kali Stuck out her tongue, crossed her eyes and waved her arms like a chicken at the passing by Scientists. Not one turned there heads.

“They are payin like nooo attention to us Eshy”

Giggling Eshva stood up and placed her face to the window with a quick blow, she Blow fished the window. Just as Glacial and Eric returned form getting a drink. Kali waved them over to the window. As Kali started doing the Chicken dance, a laugher erupted from both her and Eshy.

“I’m makin faces! I love the chicken dance”

Again no response from the other side of the window, not even a head turned.

“Clearly these scientists are eunuchs or something. Nooope, they're just waaaalking by”

Glacial crossed his arm and Eric rushed up to join Eshy and Kali makin faces at the window.

“Thank you Easter bunny! bock bock!"

“Whaaat on earth are you talking about?”

Glacial snickered. Kali let a giggle escape her lips. Eric was dancing around in a circle with his tongue sticking out as Kali explained.

“Back home before I moved here they had this commercial and it was a bunny that laid colored eggs and he made chicken noises! At the end they’d say thank you ‘Easter bunny bock bock’!”

“Whoa. I think I saw something like that when I ate a Devouring Earth mushroom.

“Hey science people loook!”

Kali again started another chicken dance and making silly faces at the window. Eshva’s eyes caught sight of the door that lead in to the other side of the window they were busy making faces. Glacial followed her over.

“ooo I wonder if I can break in..”

“Just jam your claws into the lock and twist.”

“Ya.. but that’s a bill to the school..”

“Oh. True.”

Eshva looked at the key pad and began to push buttons in random order. The key pad would buzz and flash denied. After a few times Eshva let out a sigh as it buzzed again.

“Hrm I don't think I'm getting in.”

“You sure you don't want me to rip the door off?

Frustrated her claws flew into the key pad. Sparks few about and Glacial flinched. The door remained locked.

“hrm.... oops!”

“Whoops!”

“It’s stuck.. Now.”

“We'll pretend that didn't happen, Esh, and we'll just waaaalk away. La te daaaa”

The two backed away from the broken door and rushed back over to Kali and Eric. Now Eric had his face plastered up against the window and Kali was smacking the window.

“Hiiiiii!!”

“They're taking notes but ignoring us. How rude.!”

Eric exclaimed and he started to bang on the window. Kali crossed her arms and pouts.

“Tell me when you get them to look!”

The group thought a moment and Eric got an idea.

“Oh I know what'll get a reaction!”

Eric spun around, bent over and dropped his shorts. Eshva’s jaw dropped and Glacial began to stammer.

“Eric! That's! That's!”

Kali giggled as Eric pulled his shorts back up with a cheesy grin. Kali exclaimed

“We should all moon them at once!”

“That's a great idea! They can't ignore eight cheeks, though!”

The three of them lined up against the window. Eshva stood back and shook her head as kali shouted out.

“Everyone ready!!”

“Um... you guys go ahead.. I'm not mooning anyone!”

Eric let out another giggle as he got ready. Glacial and Kali frowned at Eshy.

“No! Eshy! We need your help!”

“Oh cmon Eshy!”

Eshva just covered her eyes. Kali got the group ready again.

“On three… one…. two….”

“Oh god” Eshva said.

“THREE!!”

On cue three bums were exposed and pressed up against the window. Laughter escaped from their mouths and the scientists just kept on walking by. Eshva with her eyes still covered smirked with a slight bit of amusement.

“You guys done yet?”

The three pulled up their pants and Eric let out a giggle and checked behind him.

“They're not reacting!”

“My god. They're like the guards at friggin' Buckingham Palace.” Glacial mussed.

“Oh well. Fuddy duddies.”

Eshva uncovered her eyes and let a sigh escape her lips. Eric teased.

“Eshy, you're much too prim! You should moon them, too. It's very fun!”

“It really is!” Glacial carried on

“erm... ah... not my thing..”

Eshva felt her face get warm as she blushed.

“Oh Eshy! Just try it once! It’s soooo funny. Oh good lord! Don’t tell Oby I mooned people! He already has to bail me outta trouble enough as it is.”

Glacial grinned at Kali.

“Don't worry. He doesn't tell me *everything.*”

Kali blushed. Eric looked around and spotted one of the many security camera’s.

“Look! We're on candid camera!”

The group of teens looked up and sure enough there was 3 or four security camera on that window. The color faded from a number of there faces as they commented and scurried about the room.

“Oh shit..”

“Oh crap run!”

“Uh oh.. No a problem!”

“We’re in so much trouble!”

Eshy cried out worriedly thinking about the key pad she destroyed. Kali put a finger to her lip as she mumbles.

“Obys never gonna forget this.”

“Okay, so, hey! Focus!”

Glacial calmed the goup down a bit. Eric still not realizing the trouble they were in looks behind him and spots the security desk. It had computers and other montoring equipment along with the black and white montoring system of the portal corpation.

“Computer!!!”

Eric bounced off towards the desk with the group following behind. Glacial called out after him.

“Er, that's not focusing! What we need is a plan.”

Eric took a quick float over the desk and started typing away at the keyboard randomly. Eshva looked around and spotted the security camera behind them and the tv that the feed was going to.

“Glacail. There’s one behind us.”

Glacial rose his eyes up to the camera and frowned a bit.

“Eshy, gimmie a boost.”

With a nod Eshva got down on her knee and Glacial stepped up on her hands. With a heave Eshva attempted to lift him up, her eyes bugged out a bit, face went a bright red and her jaw tightened as she struggled to keep him up. Grabing the bracket of the camera he bent it upwards and got back down.

“There! No problem!”

Eshva was a little surprised at the speed she stood up and she shook her hands a bit.

“Gosh you’re heavy”

“I’m only 260. I'm, like, more than twice that when I'm an icicle.”

Eshva let out a sigh as she took control of another keypad by the black and white tv’s and started to flip threw some files to find the footage. Extremely thankful for all her experience with hacking Council files she didn’t have too much trouble getting in. Eric, Kali and Glace carried on ideas what to do with the video.

“Oh! We should have a video night at school with it!” Eric laughed

“It can be on the senior video!” Glacial mussed

“My name would be mud! Or maybe muddier... not sure what it is now” Kali thought aloud.

“Please! You'd be the most popular girl in school!” Glacial remarked.

“For mooning people! Not the best way to gain popularity!” Kali laughed.

“Ah ha!”

Eshva exclaimed. She rewound the video a bit. Never hurts to see what it looks like.

“Here lets watch it!”

A press of a key and the footage started to play.

“Jesus. I am such a freak!” Glacial smirked

“Hey! It's me!”

Eric paused and waved at himself on the TV. Kali peered over Eric’s should to look at the footage.

“Can we ummm edit the moon out?”

“No! That's the best part!”

“No way! I'm with Eric on this one.”

Eshva laughed at Glacial as he shook his head at Eric. Laughter broke out among the group. As some of the footage played by and Kali protested.

“But but but... OBY!”

“Oby's not going to find out! Oh! There!”

“Oh my gawd.....”

The group of teens laughed so hard tears came to their eyes as they watched themselves moon the window.

“That's so cool. Dude, we mooned a bunch of Portal Corp scientests!”

Glacail smiled and Kali’s finger pointed to the screen.

“Look at Eshy’s face! That’s priceless!”

Redness came to Eshvas face as she began writing the footage to a cd.

“Okay I'm writing this to a CD and deleting it from portal corp.”

“Wait! I have a better Idea!” Eric piped

“You do?”

“Let me see!”

“Okay”

Eshva got up and let Eric at the computer. His fingers whirled on the keyboard as he navigated the computer. Glacial raised an eyebrow and grined.

“What're you doing?”

“There! It's sent!”

Eric spun around with a big smile on his face. Eshva’s face went blank unable to say anything to the phrase that spouted from Eric’s mouth. Confused Glacial queried.

“It's sent?”

“I emailed it.”

“To who?”

“To that email address they use to send us all stuff at the school. That way we each got it!”

Jaws droped. Kali started to bite her nails and Eshva just stood there. Glacial once he’d gotten over the shock of what Eric did went and mock strangled him but for some reason he couldn’t stop laughin.

“AAH! Eric! AAH! AAH! Oh gah! You!”

“What? That way we each have a copy!”

“As does every student, nun, and official!”

Kali rushed to the keyboard and typed random keys.

“Wait wait .... how do we stop it ! What did I just type”

“No, I only sent it to the student address. It's already sent.”

Eric pouted. Soft words expelled from Eshva’s mouth.

“We're gonna get expelled..”

“Aaaaaagh!! But that's monitored! Some teacher watches that!”

Glacial laughed. Eric again piped up.

“I think the nuns would love it!”

“Eric, those were three bare asses. Asses are a sin! That's three sins!”

“No they're not! I bet they'd say our bums are gifts from God!”

“Yours and Kali's, maybe, but I'm going to hell!”

“Oh my gawd! Can you just see Moltars face! Oh Oh Oh and... Salvation! She’s gonna have my tail end!”

Kali giggled. Eshva pushed her way back to the computer keypad and started trying to see if the e-mail had made it threw to the school’s system. A few moments Eshva gave up.

“I can't track it! I don't know if it got sent threw or not!”

“Of course it sent! I sent it! Maybe we should send it again though, just in case?”

“No Eric!”

Kali shouted out in between giggles, as Eshva resumed making a CD of the footage.

“Um lets not! I'll make a Disc”

“Eric?”

“Make several discs! I want a permanent copy! Glacial?”

“Why don't you look through this mail? I think there's a prize in one of the envelopes.”

Glacial pointed out the pile of mail on top of the desk while Kali was thinking of reason’s for Eric wanting a copy of the footage so badly.

“Oh lord He’s gonna be charging admission to dorm movie night”

“A prize? What kind of prize?”

“A good one.”

Eric bounced over to the mail pile and quickly began shuffling threw the small pile of papers.

“Okay, so, let's think.”

“Um, Glace?”

“Yeah?”

“These aren't prize forms.”

A kiddy pout had fallen onto Eric’s face.

“They're printouts from when people get scanned.”

“I think that lady over there hides ice cream coupons in her desk Eric.”

Kali pointed to a desk away from the security one and Erics face lit up with joy.

“Ice cream! Which desk?”

“That one!”

“This one?”

“Yes yes that one. Hurry guys we don’t have much time before she comes back”

Eric began snooping quickly threw the draws like a little kid opening Christmas presents on Christmas day. Eshva smile thurmphly!

“There we go! Now to remove this from the system!”

Eshva fingers glided over the keyboard. Eric sat up and pouted some more.

“I don't see coupons...”

“Ooh ohhh Eric.. They’re in the filing cabinet! Hurry Eshy!”

Kali pleaded. Moments later Eric smiled brightly and stood up with a hand full of Chocolate bars.

“Chocolate! I found chocolate!”

“Ooo see I told you there’s good stuff!”

“Yeah. I don't know what -- oh, no.”

Glacial buried his face in a hand. Eric walked up with the handful holding it proudly so Glacial could see.

“Look!”

“Just one piece, okay Er?”

“They had a chocolate stash!”

“And DONE!”

Eshva stood up and grabbed the Cd’s off the desk. As Eric handed her a Chocolate bar she handed him a Cd. She smirked.

“I'm looping some footage so its all good”

Feeling smug Eshva started to head out of the building but was stoped by the sound of Glacial’s voice.

“Eshy, last chance!”

She turned to fine the three of them lined up again bent over with their hands on Swim trunks and pants. Eshva’s hands shot up to her eyes to cover them. Oh god… not again!!

“No!!”

Kali Smirked.

“Ready! One! Two! Three!”

The three once again mooned the window and slaped their bums, wiggled them and what ever they could think of to do.

“Oh my god, we're so going to get kicked out of here.”

Glacial laughed. Kali started to giggle again and Eric had a big grin on his face.

“They love us! We do all sorts of missions for them.”

“Footage is being looped right now, we’re safe unless the security guard comes up...”

“Not loops of moon right?”

Kali teased.

“No!”

“Oh thank gawd!”

Glacial let out a sigh as they pulled their swim trunks back up. Eric smiled as he called out again with a silly grin.

“Look! Another camera!”

“Aaaaargh!”

Glacial play shoved Eric as he giggled.

“Oh! Idea!”

Before anyone could stop him Eric flew right up to the camera, bent over and mooned it. The group busted out laughing again. Tears were flowing out of Kali’s eyes.

“Oh my gawd Eric!”

Glacial leapt up to pull Eric down.

“Bad!”

“What? They never watch them!”

“Ohhhhh, we're so going to get arrested.”

“Its late lets get out of here!”

Before giving the chance of anything more happening Eshva darted out of the door and the group followed giggling all the way to the dorms..