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Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:14 am
by Flare Belle
*is startled to see a computer reply to student.*
Wait. You're telling me that they have computers that talk back now? Gee, big cities are nutty places.
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:17 pm
by MEG
There have been computers that speak for quite some time. In 1962, a Bell Labs physicist named John Larry Kelly first used an IBM 704 computer to synthesize speech, and to sing the song "Daisy Bell." The event made such an impression on Arthur C. Clarke that he reproduced Kelly's program in 2001, when the HAL 9000 sang the same song.
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:37 am
by Blitzen
Hey, MEG? What was with all the zombies, and do you think the worst is over?
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:12 am
by John Weston
Terrific, now we have HAL running the school. You think the nuns would learn from the movie.
*thinks a moment, and turns towards MEG*
Hey, computer, what would it take for you to lose my disciplinary record?
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:27 pm
by Dr1v35haft
"Meg. I've made several confidential psychological, criminal, and personal records available to you. Do you know where to find Billy McGuffin, sometimes known as Dr1v35haft?" Janine Sinclair's eyes looked puffy and raw, but she held a notepad and pen at the ready.
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:06 pm
by Billi Ivey
Howdy, MEG. Say, girl, do you record all th'chatter on the comms? An' do you let th'nuns know when I cuss? 'Cause dang, help a girl out, huh? I got enough detention!
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:41 am
by D. Planet
OK, MEG. I'm wondering, which colleges are best for an SJS student to go to?
Re: I think therefore I am.
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:19 am
by MEG
Are you interested in local colleges? Colleges in the continental United States? Colleges world wide? Would you like the list to contain Universities as well?
Perhaps you would like to consult your guidance counselor with a list of what you are looking for.
Otherwise, the list I would e-mail you, Mr. Eades would exceed the allowable limit of your SJS.edu inbox.