Out of the Blue
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:22 am
London and Harmony Zentaro huffed as their practice was cut short. Both were visibly annoyed at the interlopers who invited themselves into the loft that served as both Harmony's bedroom and a make-shift recording studio. London dropped unceremoniously into a large bean-bag chair, and Harmony sulked over to the hot-pink swivel chair by her computer.
"You sounded great!" Harold "Hunter" Zentaro began. "Off the hook! Osborne, right? One of the classics!" He sang a few lines from his version of Rock and Roll Rebel, causing both girls to groan with embarrassment. "C'mon, knuckletap, doll baby!" He held up a fist for Harmony, who rolled her eyes and reluctantly tapped his knuckles. Anything to make them go away sooner.
"Be kickass if you rocked some old-school Zentaro." Warren "War" said, as he opened the mini-fridge and helped himself to a beer. The two girls shot grimaces to each other. Zentaro was more than just a last name. Back in the 80's their fathers "rocked out" in a band under the same moniker. Glam rock, critics would call it, seeing as they sported teased out hair, overdone makeup, spandex and codpieces.
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Both girls mumbled without enthusiasm. Sure, Zentaro was big in the day, but that day was well over 20 years ago. Keeping "the dream" alive was just downright mortifying at this point in their eyes, but neither Hunter or Warren seemed to grasp that concept.
"Our shit is timeless!" Hunter protested.
"Please! It's embarrassing." London jumped in, absently thumbing through the pages of the nearest magazine. "Sure, it was cool back in the 80's to jump around singing "Mom's got no clue", but face it Uncle H... Grams is now in a home for the memory impaired. It's not cool and angst ridden .. now it's just like..."
"Mean and true." Harmony finished.
"Mean and true." London echoed, with a nod.
"Fans are still down with it." Hunter groused slightly, before brightening his mood. "Which is exactly why we are here, babes. Listen, you know us. We're cool." He pulled up a desk chair backwards and sat down, tapping his feet in time to music only he could hear. He flipped his long hair back out of his eyes, and waved his arms around emphatically. "The last thing we want to do is harsh your mellow." Both girls groaned again. "But the Zen's back!"
"We'll be on the ticket for the world wide Glitterblitz tour." London's father finished.
"An entire year. U.S., Europe, Asia, Australia." Hunter chimed in. "And after that, who knows." Please don't ask us to come. Both girls silently wished. Sure, it was cool for Wolfgang Van Halen to play on his dad's tour, but they were Van Halen! Van F'n Halen. Van Halen was a far cry from Zentaro. "Here's where you two doll babies come in. Seeing as your mom and I had "issues" with the last tour," Read: He slept with a bunch of groupies and she got pissed off. "We've both decided it's better if she comes this time around. "
"Aunt Tiffany's making you take her?" London giggled, but a glance from Harmony made her go back to reading through her magazine.
"Hey man, no one makes the Hunter do anything!" He puffed back, slapping his chest. "It was a mutual decision, dig?"
"Whatever..."
"So we're going to stay with Aunt Dee Dee?" Harmony asked, defusing the potentially explosive commentary. "Double D Malone" was London's mother's stage name. Both girls often kidded that they couldn't pick her out of a line-up, giving her penchant of staying out all night and sleeping all day. Harmony's mom, a part time blackjack dealer would often take care of both girls to pick up the slack. Both figured it was the reason they were so close. "Just like sisters." Harmony would say. "Only better." London would add.
The Zentaro men exchanged a glance, with War nodding encouragingly at his brother.
"Not exactly. Seeing as you girls are 'between schools' right now, which is cool, we get it, buck the system, we figured it's a good chance for you to spread your wings. Get out there, start living your lives."
"You're throwing us out? We're sixteen, you can't throw us out. Harmony, can they throw us out?"
"They can't throw us out."
"Whoa, whoa whoa, no way, no way Duckies. You'll always have a crib here. It's just... there's this school in New England, specializes in little dudes with rad skillz like you two." Both girls looked from him, to Warren and back.
"He means it's like a special high school." War explained, closing his eyes while taking a long sip of his beer. "For people with powers and shit." Both girls rolled their eyes again.
"Is this about Heatherwood?" Harmony asked.
"Because Harmony didn't mean to rain ice in the library. It just sort of happened." London helped.
"And London didn't mean ice the cafeteria." Harmony helped as well.
"And we didn't mean to freeze Ginamarie Carlotta inside her new Beamer."
"No, that was on purpose." Harmony reminded her with a nod. London shot her a 'look.'
"Opposite of helping, Harmony..."
"I'm just saying..."
"Point is, we didn't get all up in your grill about it. We get it, you're young, you need to rebel, raise hell. it's cool. War and I could tell you stories about when we were young that'd blow your mind."
"Annnnnd, you have." London added.
"We know the Heatherwood incidents were accidents." Warren clipped in. Truth be told- most were. Sure there was a random prank now and again, but as much as neither wanted to admit it, they didn't have much of a hold on what they could do. Doctors knew it was a mutation, and it was speculated to stem from some drug their fathers took in the 80's, but aside from that, they didn't know much. The girls took it in stride, and jokingly cut a thrash version of the Snow Miser song from Year Without a Santa Claus, but they admitted only to each other how worried they were about the whole situation. "But between that, and going ice in the classrooms..."
"In our defense, this is Vegas." Harmony interjected.
"It gets hot." London finished.
"It freaks people out." Warren shot back.
"But it's cool, go blue, don't conform, you rock on!" Hunter offered. They both rolled their eyes again. "The problem is, Dee is... Dee can't handle both of you on her own."
"She couldn't handle a houseplant on her own." Harmony muttered, causing London to giggle.
"Check it, that high school we found? That's what they do. I mean they specialize in that. In people who can do these totally badass things! You're gonna love it. Plus they have a great club scene, it's close to New York, Boston, and you'll get the chance to grow, come into your own with your music. We'll make sure you have access to all your equipment." London looked at Harmony, and Harmony shrugged back. How bad could it be? They set their own tracks for everything, it's not like they'd be leaving a band behind. For the most part, they were the band. And besides, for a full year they wouldn't have to worry about Hunter or War Zentaro showing up at the school and offering to be the half time entertainment for the homecoming game, singing some incredibly dated musty old song.
"Yeah, whatever, it's cool." They replied together, Harmony went back to messing with the keys to her computer, and London picked up an acoustic guitar to practice. Hunter took a deep breath and exchanged a glance with Warren.
"Last thing, kittens, just so you're not caught off guard, this school, it's got a Catholic vibe to it." Both girls stopped in their tracks. London's hand gripped the fretboard, and Harmony spun back around in her chair.
"Catholic? Like nuns and crosses and stuff?"
"Catholic as in St. Josephs. It's a Catholic boarding school." Warren explained.
"But we're not Catholic! Harmony, are we Catholic?"
"We're not Catholic." Harmony added.
"We're not Catholic." London parroted.
"Your mom thinks you two could stand for a little religion." Warren said between sips of his beer, pointing to London.
"MY mom?" London asked. "My mom thinks we could use ... We live in 'Sin City!' You guys never even got married! How religious is that? "
"And she's a stripper." Harmony said, matter of fact.
"Show Girl." Warren said defensively. ""She is not a stripper. She's a show girl."
"Her whole costume is a hat!" London countered.
"It's not really stripping if you start out nude." Hunter offered helpfully.
"We're sorry, but this is a done deal, chicks." Warren said, finishing the last of his beer, going to help himself to another. London slammed the fridge door shut on him with her foot.
"If nothing else, use it, doll babies." Hunter said, while double pointing to both of them. "Use the anger, use the angst. It'll make your music just that much better."
"Sure, maybe we'll write a classic like "Without a Doubt." Harmony mocked.
"New semester starts next week." Warren said, tapping his empty beer bottle. "You may want to get cracking, get packing." He walked down the steps of the loft as Hunter rose to do the same.
"Use it." Hunter said again, giving them a fists up sign. "Fight the power."
"Just get out." London snapped, tossing a magazine in his direction. But it was decided. Harmony and London Zentaro would be going to St. Joseph's Catholic School in a city called Paragon. Both braced themselves for the culture shock.
"You sounded great!" Harold "Hunter" Zentaro began. "Off the hook! Osborne, right? One of the classics!" He sang a few lines from his version of Rock and Roll Rebel, causing both girls to groan with embarrassment. "C'mon, knuckletap, doll baby!" He held up a fist for Harmony, who rolled her eyes and reluctantly tapped his knuckles. Anything to make them go away sooner.
"Be kickass if you rocked some old-school Zentaro." Warren "War" said, as he opened the mini-fridge and helped himself to a beer. The two girls shot grimaces to each other. Zentaro was more than just a last name. Back in the 80's their fathers "rocked out" in a band under the same moniker. Glam rock, critics would call it, seeing as they sported teased out hair, overdone makeup, spandex and codpieces.
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Both girls mumbled without enthusiasm. Sure, Zentaro was big in the day, but that day was well over 20 years ago. Keeping "the dream" alive was just downright mortifying at this point in their eyes, but neither Hunter or Warren seemed to grasp that concept.
"Our shit is timeless!" Hunter protested.
"Please! It's embarrassing." London jumped in, absently thumbing through the pages of the nearest magazine. "Sure, it was cool back in the 80's to jump around singing "Mom's got no clue", but face it Uncle H... Grams is now in a home for the memory impaired. It's not cool and angst ridden .. now it's just like..."
"Mean and true." Harmony finished.
"Mean and true." London echoed, with a nod.
"Fans are still down with it." Hunter groused slightly, before brightening his mood. "Which is exactly why we are here, babes. Listen, you know us. We're cool." He pulled up a desk chair backwards and sat down, tapping his feet in time to music only he could hear. He flipped his long hair back out of his eyes, and waved his arms around emphatically. "The last thing we want to do is harsh your mellow." Both girls groaned again. "But the Zen's back!"
"We'll be on the ticket for the world wide Glitterblitz tour." London's father finished.
"An entire year. U.S., Europe, Asia, Australia." Hunter chimed in. "And after that, who knows." Please don't ask us to come. Both girls silently wished. Sure, it was cool for Wolfgang Van Halen to play on his dad's tour, but they were Van Halen! Van F'n Halen. Van Halen was a far cry from Zentaro. "Here's where you two doll babies come in. Seeing as your mom and I had "issues" with the last tour," Read: He slept with a bunch of groupies and she got pissed off. "We've both decided it's better if she comes this time around. "
"Aunt Tiffany's making you take her?" London giggled, but a glance from Harmony made her go back to reading through her magazine.
"Hey man, no one makes the Hunter do anything!" He puffed back, slapping his chest. "It was a mutual decision, dig?"
"Whatever..."
"So we're going to stay with Aunt Dee Dee?" Harmony asked, defusing the potentially explosive commentary. "Double D Malone" was London's mother's stage name. Both girls often kidded that they couldn't pick her out of a line-up, giving her penchant of staying out all night and sleeping all day. Harmony's mom, a part time blackjack dealer would often take care of both girls to pick up the slack. Both figured it was the reason they were so close. "Just like sisters." Harmony would say. "Only better." London would add.
The Zentaro men exchanged a glance, with War nodding encouragingly at his brother.
"Not exactly. Seeing as you girls are 'between schools' right now, which is cool, we get it, buck the system, we figured it's a good chance for you to spread your wings. Get out there, start living your lives."
"You're throwing us out? We're sixteen, you can't throw us out. Harmony, can they throw us out?"
"They can't throw us out."
"Whoa, whoa whoa, no way, no way Duckies. You'll always have a crib here. It's just... there's this school in New England, specializes in little dudes with rad skillz like you two." Both girls looked from him, to Warren and back.
"He means it's like a special high school." War explained, closing his eyes while taking a long sip of his beer. "For people with powers and shit." Both girls rolled their eyes again.
"Is this about Heatherwood?" Harmony asked.
"Because Harmony didn't mean to rain ice in the library. It just sort of happened." London helped.
"And London didn't mean ice the cafeteria." Harmony helped as well.
"And we didn't mean to freeze Ginamarie Carlotta inside her new Beamer."
"No, that was on purpose." Harmony reminded her with a nod. London shot her a 'look.'
"Opposite of helping, Harmony..."
"I'm just saying..."
"Point is, we didn't get all up in your grill about it. We get it, you're young, you need to rebel, raise hell. it's cool. War and I could tell you stories about when we were young that'd blow your mind."
"Annnnnd, you have." London added.
"We know the Heatherwood incidents were accidents." Warren clipped in. Truth be told- most were. Sure there was a random prank now and again, but as much as neither wanted to admit it, they didn't have much of a hold on what they could do. Doctors knew it was a mutation, and it was speculated to stem from some drug their fathers took in the 80's, but aside from that, they didn't know much. The girls took it in stride, and jokingly cut a thrash version of the Snow Miser song from Year Without a Santa Claus, but they admitted only to each other how worried they were about the whole situation. "But between that, and going ice in the classrooms..."
"In our defense, this is Vegas." Harmony interjected.
"It gets hot." London finished.
"It freaks people out." Warren shot back.
"But it's cool, go blue, don't conform, you rock on!" Hunter offered. They both rolled their eyes again. "The problem is, Dee is... Dee can't handle both of you on her own."
"She couldn't handle a houseplant on her own." Harmony muttered, causing London to giggle.
"Check it, that high school we found? That's what they do. I mean they specialize in that. In people who can do these totally badass things! You're gonna love it. Plus they have a great club scene, it's close to New York, Boston, and you'll get the chance to grow, come into your own with your music. We'll make sure you have access to all your equipment." London looked at Harmony, and Harmony shrugged back. How bad could it be? They set their own tracks for everything, it's not like they'd be leaving a band behind. For the most part, they were the band. And besides, for a full year they wouldn't have to worry about Hunter or War Zentaro showing up at the school and offering to be the half time entertainment for the homecoming game, singing some incredibly dated musty old song.
"Yeah, whatever, it's cool." They replied together, Harmony went back to messing with the keys to her computer, and London picked up an acoustic guitar to practice. Hunter took a deep breath and exchanged a glance with Warren.
"Last thing, kittens, just so you're not caught off guard, this school, it's got a Catholic vibe to it." Both girls stopped in their tracks. London's hand gripped the fretboard, and Harmony spun back around in her chair.
"Catholic? Like nuns and crosses and stuff?"
"Catholic as in St. Josephs. It's a Catholic boarding school." Warren explained.
"But we're not Catholic! Harmony, are we Catholic?"
"We're not Catholic." Harmony added.
"We're not Catholic." London parroted.
"Your mom thinks you two could stand for a little religion." Warren said between sips of his beer, pointing to London.
"MY mom?" London asked. "My mom thinks we could use ... We live in 'Sin City!' You guys never even got married! How religious is that? "
"And she's a stripper." Harmony said, matter of fact.
"Show Girl." Warren said defensively. ""She is not a stripper. She's a show girl."
"Her whole costume is a hat!" London countered.
"It's not really stripping if you start out nude." Hunter offered helpfully.
"We're sorry, but this is a done deal, chicks." Warren said, finishing the last of his beer, going to help himself to another. London slammed the fridge door shut on him with her foot.
"If nothing else, use it, doll babies." Hunter said, while double pointing to both of them. "Use the anger, use the angst. It'll make your music just that much better."
"Sure, maybe we'll write a classic like "Without a Doubt." Harmony mocked.
"New semester starts next week." Warren said, tapping his empty beer bottle. "You may want to get cracking, get packing." He walked down the steps of the loft as Hunter rose to do the same.
"Use it." Hunter said again, giving them a fists up sign. "Fight the power."
"Just get out." London snapped, tossing a magazine in his direction. But it was decided. Harmony and London Zentaro would be going to St. Joseph's Catholic School in a city called Paragon. Both braced themselves for the culture shock.