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Science at St. Joe's: Dr. Archimedes Merchant

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:24 pm
by FrancisCross
I'm generally pretty partial to the science teachers, it's the demolitions hobbyist in me. I say for St. Joe's to have everything a young superhero needs we need an exeptional science department. For that reason I nominate: Dr. Archimedes Merchant, Chemistry.

Dr. Merchant is essentially a science genius but his telekinetic and teleportive powers make for a fabulous end of the school year chemistry show. He's also the head of the photography club, those science guys you know, all darkroom chemistry and no rocketry.

Last I heard Dr. Merchant spends his summers in his native Greece but next year he might take over the year book. That would be awesome, and it might distract him from my last Underwater Chemistry Quiz!

Oh, and don't him started on his 'magic-number' theories...we'll never be out by the bell.

--Later,
FranC


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Re: Dr. Merchant

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:32 pm
by Lagomorph
Updated.

Re: Science at St. Joe's

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:11 pm
by FrancisCross
Sweet. It's nice to see Dr. Merchant get a little attention. God knows the poor guy probably needs it.